So recently i've run into the question what to put as my statues?So today i'm going to give you some funny statues qoutes! i can't ensure that they will not have some blocked words but you can edit it them if you'd like!So i'm getting some of these from other blogs ok?I will give credit to that blog who posted those quotes because it was their idea originally! Here we go!!!
All of these are from the woozworld voice
1. She's not my hater, cuz' I ate her, with my gator, call a waitor, to come cater, nvm, I'll eat later, OMG, are those the Raiders?
2.The next time you go on a roller coaster, bring some extra screws and say to the person ahead of you, "Hey, I think these came out of your seat! :3
3.I wonder what its like to fart in zero gravity. Does it like...propel you forward? These are things people need to know NASA!
4. Many things give us joy in life, but not nearly as much joy as finding money in a parking lot.
5. Some days I just wish I was an octopus, so I could smack ate people at once.
6. If you ever feel like a failure, just know that somewhere in the world, someone just lost their straw inside a Capri Sun.
7. Don't treat someone like a chocolate chip cookie who treats you like a raisin cookie.
8. Oh, you lost your phone and it's on silent? That's too bad. If you liked it then you should've put a ring on it.
9. Most people say that ''Love is magic'' Just remember: Magic is an illusion
10. My tacos arrived with a fork on the plate. I can only guess it's there to stab potential taco thieves.
Thanks woozworld voice for these funny statues quotes!!
these are from woozworld news and help!
1.Dear mosquitoes,
I know I'm yummy but that's too much.
2.The police caught me drinking while driving..
They took away my orange juice and my trycicle.
3.Bruno Mars Had A Grenade And Taio Cruz Had A Dynomite
And They Threw It Katy Perry Who Blew Out A Firework The Sound
Was So Loud Rihanna Had Memory Loss And Ran Around Saying Whats Ma Name? And Then Eminem Looked Around Saying Im Not Afraid xD
4. Good Morning Baby, Now Tell Me,
How Does It Feel To Be With The Most Beautiful Girl In The World?
5. ''You are so stylish to pick a best friend as good as me''
Ah , the wonderful way to compliment others, by complimenting your self
6.magine if instead of raining water,
the sky would rain muffins!That would be so awe.. -Gets knocked out by flying muffin-
7. I like cow because its wow.
I like glue but only when its blue.
At a party i just sit and eat cake
cuz i can't shake. So.. Im complicated..
DEAL WITH IT!
8.Is It Just Me ..Or Do You Think Of genius Idea's In Da Shower ,But The Second You Get Out Of It..POOF! They're All Gone -_-
oki so thats it guys!!!! i would like to thank these 2 blogs for these wonderful statues ideas!!!anyway...SEE YA LATER WOOZENS!!!!forever singer
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