CAN YOU COUNT? YEAH, I DIDNT THINK SO.

Hey! It's JessyKae here, updating you woozens with the latest in woozworld. We all have this problem:

*actual words: So yeah gurl he blew up my voicemail like elevan times! Oh my god!*

**I just reread this picture while I was spellchecking the blog and it sounds gross w/o the actual words ;-;**

We go to type something quick and get this death bomb ''#''. Well now your problems are fixed. This is what you have been waiting for! The Woozworld Language Guide! *When there are two options the recommend option is in bold*

Numbers:

1- One

2-Too

3-Tree

4-For

5- Fife

6- Sis

7- Sav an or :7

8: Ate

9- Nan or Ninja

10- Tin

11- Elle van

12- Ta,to,te well ve.

13- Tree teen or their teen

14- Fort teen or for tan

15: Fife teen

16- Sis teen

17- Sav an teen

18- Ate teen

19- Nan teen

20- 20

*The rest of the list goes on and on the same pattern so yeah. The only kind of difficult number is 12. Have fun with counting!*

Words:

God- Godd

I hate you- I hat you

Touch me/Dont touch me: Touch hme/ Dont touch hme

Call me maybe- THESE WORDS ARE A SIN. NEVER SAY THEM.

Celebrities *if there is no translation they are already allowed*:

Ariana Grande

Rita Ora

Beyonce- Bey on c

Eminem

Nicki Minaj

David Copperfield- Day ve id Copper field

Deadmau5- Dead ma (with or without :S*acts as a 5, shut up yes it does =-=*)

Carrie Underwood

Miley Cyrus- The demon child or Miley Cyrus

Sam Smith- :S am :S myth

Lindsay Lohan

And that's all I have for now! Messege me on WoozWorld for more translations or for a translation of your username (For example: My username is JessyKae= Gess.). I hoped you loved this post and this is me, JessyKae, signing off! OVER AND OUT!