hey guys!!! Singer here. So as blackbird1 said HAPPY HOLIDAYS!!! food tomorrow <3 .and you may have noticed that she posted about me and tony being a thing. She's not lying ok. Tony and I are a thing as you put it over the shock? Good causse i've got posting to do and i can't have you unable to read it XD. We have a problem! Santa is to busy being on vaction this year, so we must decide who's going to be Santa! here are the entries so far.
Here Logan's entry to be our Santa this woozmas
Have you ever wanted a
Woozmas in the sun instead of the snow?
Logan,
a renowned Mystic Alley beach bunny, has spent every Woozmas on the
beach and would have it no other way. This surfer chick loves to have
fun, but she has a spiritual side, too. Woozmas doesn’t need to be all
about material goods as long as you have heat and waves. Growing up,
Logan knew how fortunate she was; how she wants to share her experience
with Woozens in the cold.
What is your idea of a perfect Woozmas?
OMG, I’d totally spend a gorgeous day surfing, hanging out with my
closest friends and family, and then gathering around the Woozmas palm
tree for an awesome beach bonfire as the sun sets. I always cook up a
gnarly fruitarian feast, and sometimes we give presents – or we just
share good vibes. It like totally rocks!
How do you deliver presents?
By water, duh! As a surf expert, I’m totally psyched to cruise the globe
delivering gifts, just me and my trusty longboard. From the Amazonian
jungles to the canals of Venice, I can handle anything! Of course,
surfing isn’t the fastest way to get around, but you know people should,
like, take a chill pill if their presents are a couple days late. We’re
all here to chill and be together, ya know?
Why should Woozens choose you?
Like, I can promise Woozens the warmest, most relaxed Woozmas of their
lives! People get too stressed out by Woozmas these days, trying to
match the right colors of some like party or whatever, having the latest
gadgets, or saving Wooz, when all you need is some righteous Woozmas
spirit. I’m just stoked to offer Woozens a really totally awesome
holiday. Like, oh, em, gee, Merry Woozmas!
thats sure something, but she wants to take away snow!!! D: snow is like the best part ok.
now we have santaX1
Created from salvaged parts in Corotza and Colony V in the year
3015, this impressive artificial intelligence brings a futuristic spin to Woozmas.
SantaX1
was originally built to destroy unwanted furniture items, but the robot
soon learned that there are less fortunate Woozens that might be able
to put such items to good use. While SantaX1 was learning the emotion
“love,” the emotion “anger” was also growing. Growing weary of Woozens
complaining about their recycled gifts, SantaX1 has become very strict
on the definitions of “naughty” and “nice.”
What is your idea of a perfect Woozmas?
Technology. It is proven that artificial intelligence can compute and
execute actions 1 tribillion times faster than a Woozen. H0 H0 H0, that
is what you Woozens call a “joke.” But really, in 3015 technology
governs every aspect of Woozmas. The tree is a hologram that cannot be
destroyed by Babiz. The plasma fireplaces give off heat and scent but
cannot burn down your Unitz. At dinner, a food condenser turns your
Woozmas meal into pill tablets – don’t worry, you can still taste
everything. It’s what you Woozens call, magical. That is a perfect
Woozmas.
How do you deliver presents?
Teleportation. I move 50x faster than the speed of Woozen sound. H0 H0
H0. I am faster than Rudolf and those other reindeer. I beat them at
their reindeer games too.
Why should Woozens choose you?
The future is now. It cannot be prevented. I bring you a form of Woozwas
that your Woozen brains can process. Woozmas should not be about
expensive or cheaply-made products that break the first time you use
them. Woozmas should be about caring and being thankful with your
family, not partying irresponsibly on a beach.
H0 H0 H0.
Tbh i think he'll turn out to be evil cause like he's from the future.
thats all for now! later guys and prepare for an awsome woozmas ;) ~forever singer